let’s play the “how long can I procrastinate until I have an anxiety attack” game ok go!
You are not a burden.
You are not a bother.
You enhance the lives of others.
People smile, not groan, when you text them.
a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”
hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge