iliketosidewaystango:

the4elemelons:

We should fear this guy

Oh. My. God.

iliketosidewaystango:

the4elemelons:

We should fear this guy

Oh. My. God.

nikkilipstick:

I NOTICED THIS SO HARD LOL

barfpop:

before discovering lana del rey

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after discovering lana del rey

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worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

jean-luc-gohard:

So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.

dean-the-piesexual:

OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE

dean-the-piesexual:

OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE

What ever happened to Fay Wray?
That delicate, satin-draped frame.

feelingsanti:

i’m not like other girls

i was born with glass bones and paper skin

every morning i break my legs, and every afternoon i break my arms

at night, i lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep

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